— Dispatch No. 001

A polo company
started out of spite.

The Founders · 2025
Course
Chapter I
The
price
tag.

Two brothers walked into a pro shop and walked out with sticker shock. A polo — a polo — for $120. Another for $145. One with a tiny embroidered animal on the chest for $165.

The shirts weren't bad. They weren't great either. They were fine. And they cost the same as dinner for four at somewhere decent.

We asked the question every honest consumer eventually asks: why?

— Pullquote

It's not the fabric.
It's not the cut.
It's the malarkey.

Chapter II
The
math.

A shirt costs, give or take, ~$10 to make — decent fabric, decent construction, ethical factory, reasonable margins for the people sewing it. Pretty good shirts can be made for that.

Most golf brands sell that $10 shirt for $60, $90, $120, $150. That's a 6× to 15× markup. Where does the money go? Tour sponsorships. Athlete deals. Celebrity partnerships. Quarterly rebrands. Billboards at airports. The logo-as-status game.

We skipped all of that.

— The breakdown
A $120 Designer Polo
  • Fabric + construction$10
  • Factory margin$3
  • Tour sponsorships$22
  • Celebrity marketing$18
  • Retail margin + overhead$41
  • Malarkey$26
  • YOU PAY$120
A Malarkey Polo
  • Fabric + construction$10
  • Factory margin$3
  • Tour sponsorships
  • Celebrity marketing
  • Operations$7
  • Malarkey
  • YOU PAY$20
Chapter III
The
shirt.

It's a polo. It's made of good fabric. It fits right. It stretches when you swing. It doesn't advertise a brand you're embarrassed to namedrop. It costs $20.

There's no fifteen-minute brand video. There's no heritage collection. There's no "tour-level comfort certified by a professional golfer who has never heard of us."

There is no malarkey about our shirts.

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— Yours,

The Brothers.

Two of them. No tour wins between them.